MEOWHAO
Ticker, pronounced with unreasonable confidence.
One greeting went sideways
MEOWHAO
CAT
Tiny master. Huge beard. One syllable off.
Known Details
The robe suggests rank. The evidence suggests otherwise.
One
Brain cell assigned to greetings.
Zero
Verified pieces of ancient wisdom.
Nap
Meditation, according to the apprentice.
Snacks
The fastest route off the path.
Nihao
What he meant to say.
The Training
His journey follows a strict method. It has never produced the intended result.
Listen Closely
A distant nihao reaches the hat.
Prepare Deeply
The beard receives a solemn adjustment.
Speak Boldly
Meowhao arrives instead, loud and final.
Raise Paw
Everyone assumes this means something.
Nap Immediately
Great mastery can wait until lunch.
Natural Gifts
His strongest techniques appear without warning.
Confident Greeting
Wrong syllable. Perfect delivery.
Instant Meditation
Eyes close before the lesson begins.
Staff Support
Essential for standing near snacks.
Stay humble. Say meowhao.